The perils of cyber dating
We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another.
It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't you know it get robbed.
She slipped my belt out and was about to unzip when..."This is Jenny Olsen with breaking News.
" she asked"Oh sorry....would jumping up and down be considered to c***dish? " "Linda you're a Superhero...is the best thing in the history of forever." "You're happy? As I slipped her shirt off I marveled at her amazing body.
Soon after she received a message from a man claiming to be an orphan widower with no family.
He replied: "I want to develop a friendship that will hopefully turn into something meaningful and lasting." For two weeks he phoned her up to three times a day, chatted online and quickly told her he loved her.
Hi my name is Robert Shephard..I see you scratching your head. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. I want you to tell me so I don't think I'm going out of my mind." "Ok...." She said.
You are Amazing with a capital A." "I don't know what to say Bobby." "You don't have to say anything Babe, however can you do one thing? As we sank into the cushions our lips met and we began to kiss. I found myself alone, in my boxers with a raging hard on and absolutely no one to share it with."NASA and the entire World are anxiously holding their collective breath waiting for any news of..just a moment, outstanding!
The North Island businesswoman said she felt destroyed and violated by the experience and wants to remain anonymous for fear of public humiliation.
She agreed to tell her story to stop other lonely Kiwis falling victim and said her nightmare began when she created a profile on on March 12.
That smile, the girlish, pouty, almost flirty smile is all Linda. Man I thought I was a gonner for sure, thank god Supergirl showed up." "Oh she was there?
I tear ass to my computer searching Google for every picture of Supergirl I can find all the while comparing them the Candid photos of Linda in my Cell. I would go on and on about the Justice League, about how I worshipped them for years and here I am dating one of them. I was so nervous as the minutes ticked away, should I confront her, should I feign ignorance what would happen to me if I reveal I know, does Batman have a Forget spray in that Belt of his. " "Yeah she was hovering above the crowd waving to us, then flew off." "That's some story..." "Yeah I can't stop thinking about her though, floating above us like an angel, sunlight sparkling off her amazing blonde hair..was beautiful." That's when it happened, as Linda went to take a sip of tea she smirked the exact same smirk."Ah ha, got you!