Dads 10 rules of dating
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. ___________________________In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. ___Yes ___No (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. _______________________REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend__________How often you attend _____When would be the best time to interview your: father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:_____________ G. _______I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.__________________________Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, slowpoke! I SUGGEST RUNNING.)ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
/ I Want To Tell My Girlfriend's Dad That Im Dating His Daughter (1) (2) (3) (4) DADDY’S 10 RULES OF DATING HIS DAUGHTERWhile I was searching for an appropriate link for the book, 10 Commandments of Dating, I typed 10 Rules of Dating in Google instead and I found this piece. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier Method" of some kind can kill you. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. ___Yes ___No (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?